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  2. Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

    Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

    Guy: Well...yeah.

    Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

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  4. perks-of-being-whoyouare:

    Today in biology my teacher talked about how gay people don’t choose to be gay, and he explained in in depth. At the end of his lecture everyone applauded except some kid said “I still hate fags” and my teacher said “and everyone still hates you” the kid sat down and never said another word

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    3 days ago  /  136,086 notes  /  Source: xameroon

  5. linguisticsyall:

    lucithor:

    WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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    WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

    I’m so gruntled to have found this

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  7. cunt3r-parts:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

It’s so cute

    cunt3r-parts:

    jocknoir:

    stormcloaca:

    lokiarrty:

    suckmypoppunk:

    unshaped:

    wasn’t expecting this

    but arent you glad it hapened

    its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

    floomph

    oh my god

    It’s so cute

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    3 days ago  /  1,062,096 notes  /  Source: caturday

  8. clinttbarton:

    lvegotadarkalley:

    i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

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  9. brigwife:

    why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

    • easier to spell
    • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
    • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
    • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

    why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

    • it isn’t

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    3 days ago  /  260,066 notes  /  Source: brigwife

  10. facingthewaves:

    Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

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  13. mattismysmile:

jacobsmutsides:

lovingmagcon2:

ghostxkitten:

Always reblog

Omfg what lol

goals

DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN

    mattismysmile:

    jacobsmutsides:

    lovingmagcon2:

    ghostxkitten:

    Always reblog

    Omfg what lol

    goals

    DO YOU EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU START COUGHING BC THAT’S ME RN

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    3 days ago  /  173,078 notes  /  Source: slf142

  14. spatialsoloist:

    It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

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    3 days ago  /  336,549 notes  /  Source: spatialsoloist

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